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Grazie, Grazie!

*note - the following will be written in clear English and not via Google translate from some guy in Sweden*


Our resident Swede SotierClock110 has been on report duty the last few weeks...and man!  Hasn't he complained about it?  So after many complaints and a lot of broken English I am back to give you a round up of the recent goings on in SLR.


This past week we arrived in the land of Pasta and of course the home of the famous track of Monza at the Italian Grand Prix.  Monza is renowned as being a fast and technical track with the famous Ascari chicane named after of course Alberto Ascari who died in this very same spot when it was a high speed corner named the Curva del Vialonewhich.  In SLR's first outing here Ascari claimed some more victims (in less dramatic circumstances of course) myself included!


A funny thing has happened since I've been gone - Presto appears to have stopped winning!  For the 3rd weekend in a row the Division 1 leader has failed to find the chequered flag before anyone else and here BOR Verstappen made it two wins in a row - unfortunately it appears he has left his challenge for the Div 1 crown a little too late as Prestos points lead still looks unassailable at the top!  A good showing from IL o GI c Gamer (the guy with the most tedious Gamertag to type out in the league) brought him the final place on the podium.


Onto Division 2, and things are really starting to heat up for the title.  Torpedo Goats returned to the top spot in which was a much needed victory in his Div 2 title challenge.  In 2nd place MacVeitch recorded his best ever finish with a fine 2nd place and behind him and also taking his first ever step on the podium was Harrison161995.


In Division 3 RELLIK NOOK and JH199 battled it out for the win.  NOOK took pole position in qualifying but it was JH199 who would take the top step on the podium cementing his lead in the championship.  A great ride from 8th on the grid saw BigShoTGoRriLa (which upon reflection might be the 2nd most tedious Gamertag to type out) take the final step of the podium coming home in 3rd.


Next stop....Singapore!  (bring some extra tyres)


If you have missed Clocks broken English then let us know - I am sure he will be more than happy to return!




Division 1


Quali results

Pole lap: 01,18,359

1. BOR Verstappen

2. PrestoEvans

3. SLR Bottas

4. IL o GI c Gamer

5. BOR Hamilton

6. Nekrws51

7. yologamer666one

8. FERLORU810

9. Pricetag71

10. SotierClock110

11. ITS ME WI11

12. ontothepodium

13. Para Quickz

14. K1llmongerr

15. Stepladderbob

16. AL3C2003

17. Joshjlh

18. xJoSh DiGgLeSx


Race results

1. BOR Verstappen

2. PrestoEvans

3. IL o GI c Gamer

4. BOR Hamilton

5.yologamer666one

6. K1llmongerr

7. Pricetgag71

8. SotierClock110

9. ontothepodium

10. Para Quickz

11. xJoSh DiGgLeSx

12. SLR Bottas

13. ITS ME WI11 (DNF)

14. Nekrews51 (DNF)

15. Joshjlh (DNF)

16. AL3C2003 (DNF)

17. Stepladderbob (DNF) ±20 sec (and 30 which hasnt been served yet so 50 sec in total)

18. FERLORU810 (DNF)


Bob v Will

Outcome: 20 second pen and 2 Licence points

Reason: causing major wing damage to Will



Division 2

Quali results

Pole lap: 01,19,463

1. TorpedoGOATS

2. TYR I 1A1N

3. Yorrin91

4. Harrison161995

5. ToppGooner1987

6. MarleyGoneAWOL

7. b33n 3motional

8. ajto7

9. St2oH

10. DaredPaul1986

11. BrunDiet

12. icallum

13. MacVeitch

14. GR63 Jezza

15. ConstantRyan181


Race results:

1. Torpedo GOATS

2. MacVeitch

3. Harrison161995 -5 sec

4. TYR I 1A1N

5. ajto7

6. Yorrin91

7. TopGooner1987

8. DaredPaul1986

9. GR63 Jezza ±45 sec

10. St2oH (DNF) ±30 sec

11. icallum76 (DNF)

12. BrunDiet (DNF)

13. MarleyGoneAWOL (DNF)

14. Tb33n 3motional (DNF)


Scott v Callum


Outcome: 30 second penalty + 5 Licence points 

Reason: for causing terminal damage for Callum


Jezza v Scott

Outcome: 30 seconds penalty + 5 Licence points

Reason: causing terminal damage to Scott


Harrison Stop Go

Outcome: taking off 5 seconds stop go

Reason: couldn’t avoid Marley


AJ v Jezza

Outcome: 15 seconds pen  +1 Licence Pt

Reason: causing wing damage to AJ




Division 3


Quali results

Pole lap: 01,19,893

1. RELLIK NOOK

2. JH199

3. BCT L3GENDS

4. ViggoLitoo

5. ZachIsBeast25

6. LifesABeach08

7. Stevobrick

8. BigShoTGoRriLa

9. snoozer720

10. DAM6

11. Hicklin63

12. Yvjn

13. OrangeKrush192

14. NEDKLAW

15. GeneralMarrow69

16 Knightrider1968

17 SchumacherSF7


Race results

1. JH199

2. RELLIK NOOK

3. BigShoTGoRriLa

4. LifesABeach

5. DAM6

6. Yvjn

7. NEDKLAW

8. Schumacher SF7

9. Hicklin93

10. OrangeKrush

11. Knightrider1968

12. ZachIsBeast25 (DNF)

13. ViggoLitoo (DNF)

14. GeneralMarrow69 (DNF)

15. Stevobrick (DNF)

16. BCT L3GENDS (DNF) ±10 sec next race

17. snoozer720


Bigshot v Legend

Outcome: 10 seconds Pen

Reason: causing a collision for blocking a qualifying lap


Stevobrick v Marrow

Outcome: racing incident

Reason: marrow was off the racing line and stevo crashed into him

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